It’s been a LONG time since I’ve been on tumblr from my laptop and the notification noise for messages absolutely freaks me the fuck out

lexxnova:

Her titties little but her soul big

hotboyproblems:

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you’re causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

04hearts:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqOP722hWXP/

6i:

what doesn’t move with you isn’t meant to be for you.

bootyscientist2:

what’s an apology without change?

samxcamargo:

“You’re about to overcome something you’ve been dealing with. Your mind and heart will be at peace again. Be patient with yourself.”

— unknown